holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 

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lordemusic:

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

lol me

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xabout me

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

image

let’s not forget about this gem

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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xmarvel
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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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Me: am I mean?
Friend: yes
Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?
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sir-sherlock-of-the-tardis:

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

I’m up all night to get hammered

sir-sherlock-of-the-tardis:

unclefather:

roosterhunter:

we’re up all night to get denny’s

i’m up all night to get pregnant

I’m up all night to get hammered

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thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 
hoodjab:
A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.
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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.
[Source]

wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb

thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb

reblogged 1 week ago @ 24 Aug 2014 with 244,350 notes via/source

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

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zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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