callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

demuure:

childrapist666:

Try to take my virginity.

I dare you.

im crying

pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

wild-lion:

are you a traffic sign because stop

rabioheab:

if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar

fuqa:

is it just me or you can tell that someone has tumblr by the way they type

ifyoucarryonthisway:

it is a true fact that every black person can sing even if they cant sing they can still sing 

trixietang:

if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you

got no time to make your ugly ass feel better

jkellemn0p:

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

ebilflindas:

1969. The birth of the internet. The world is changed forever. Who knows what this new marvelous invention will bring us years from now? What will the future bring us? The possibilities are endless!

2013: